Blonde may be crazy, but that doesn't stop him from being observant. He mistakes Orange's detective-scrutiny for something like a crush, and Orange is just too relieved that his cover has not yet been blown. So Orange is backed into 'admitting' to having a crush on Blonde. Yes. Whatever. Sure.

Except Blonde is more than okay with throwing Orange a bone, and dominates the hell out of him in bed (mistaking Orange's 'UGH DO NOT WANT BUT CAN'T BACK OUT NOW' boned-fish approach for submission). The twist; Orange actually does kinda get off on Blonde's dirty encouragement. Maybe. Whatever.